dozenal12

I’ve successfully invented a time machine. I know how this must sound, but please, bear with me. With how everything’s progressed, I doubt that this is the most ridiculous thing you’ve heard, anyway. I won’t go into the technical details of how I accomplished this feat. I just want to report what I’ve found.

1. It is impossible to travel to the future. Makes sense, doesn’t it? Can’t go somewhen that hasn’t happened yet.

2. The universe hasn’t existed for more than three years. I imagine this should come as a surprise, because, no doubt, you’ve all had memories from before three years ago, but that in itself should raise some red flags for you. Those memories all depict a universe that seems much more normal than the one we have right now. How could that universe be the same as the glitchy catastrophe we currently have? I'm theorizing that your memories have been mass manufactured. They’re stock memories that they give to every being in the universe in order to sell the illusion that we're living in a fully realized world.

3. Pigs definitely did not have wings.

KANNON33

YES THIS ALL ADDS UP TO ME.

96dpi

kannon is easily impressed as always. this is a bunch of rubbish. never mind the fact that you expect us to believe that you invented time travel without so much as a single mathematical formula, but you’re making such a huge jump in logic to assume that our memories are duplicates and that we are products of some kind of society that mass manufactures universes. you’re ridiculous.

KANNON33

YOU ARE A VICTIM OF THEIR MIRAGES.

96dpi

no, i just don’t automatically take everything midnight says as fact. if he can prove that he time travelled then i’d be much more willing to believe him.

dozenal12

96dpi

what the hell is this supposed to prove?

KANNON33

I BUY IT.

dozenal12

it’s snowing outside right now, in this picture it isn’t snowing. Because I went back to summer.

96dpi

are you fucking with me? first of all, you could have taken that picture ages ago. second of all, it doesn’t prove anything because the world doesn’t exactly make sense right now. it could have been snowing one second and not in the next.

dozenal12

Yes, exactly. There’s no way to prove it. Unless anyone wants to visit my place to vouch for me.

96dpi

can you at least post a picture of your fucking time machine?

dozenal12

KANNON33

GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

dozenal12

it works.

96dpi

i fucking hate all of you.

Otuzbir31

Hey not to hijack this thread or anything but have you guys been finding these post-it notes?